Brian Deaton was born an old man sometime in the last century somewhere near Cincinnati, Ohio. Sometime in this century, he moved to somewhere near Daytona Beach, Florida, where he remains "trapped in paradise" as his mortgage company won't permit him to leave.
[Ramblings about Ohio]
As a teenager, Brian and his friends had other-worldly adventures so implausible, no one could possibly believe them to be true. So unbelievably implausible, in fact, that he is currently compiling them into a book (of what he expects will be a series) that will be marketed as fiction.
[Read the Introduction from the Author]
Adulting can be difficult but alliteration can help (see headings). As an adult, Brian has been busy making sure he is a well-rounded individual, raising mini versions of himself and trying his best to be as inconspicuous as possible...which is difficult when you have a website.
[More Adulting Stuff]
He is always continuing to learn
He has expertise in many fields
He embraces his artistic side
He has passions for many interests